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Poster: elbow1126 Date: Jan 5, 2010 11:44am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: You know you are spending too much time at the Forum when...

"Ha! No, I am strictly terrestrial" I have often wondered if this is the case.

btw, i NEVER found saying you are a scientist worked well with the ladies........

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jan 5, 2010 12:28pm
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Well, not with you lab nerds! Field trips my boy, field trips! I will never forget the father of my first girl friend in HS reacting to her telling him where I was taking her and what we were doing...he was convinced it was just a story, just a set up.

I suppose I was a bigger nerd for never imagining doing the things her dad til...well, at least not for a while. Did I mention she was a French model (don't tell skies!)? Truly...yes, there was a time I wasn't old, broken down, bald and chubby.

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Poster: TOOTMO Date: Jan 5, 2010 3:11pm
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Skies called and said she couldn't access right now but would I type her response. Word for word as she spoke so I have written:

Gulliver ,You are chubbee bold AMerican but I like your anyhows. We need to frolic in the sticks ,and leafs, and grass and I will show you nerdy ,NAH! You not like mean Huckerman ,I like dees K-guy.

TOOTMO, the scribe

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jan 5, 2010 3:24pm
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OMG!

Well, to quote BD, the thought of "our" frolicking, down by the riverside, in the rushs, just leaves me with one comment for you:

F**K Off!

(jk)

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Poster: skies Date: Jan 6, 2010 9:39am
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Poor william tell ! you are that stupid as to even think i could ever want to frolick with any of you here ? Hahaha !go find yourself a dumb cow , connard !

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Jan 6, 2010 10:01am
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I had to look that one up

http://french.about.com/od/vocabulary/g/connard.htm

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Poster: pHurthur Date: Jan 6, 2010 9:59am
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Do dumb cows carry mad cow disease ?

mad_cow2.jpg

This post was modified by pHurthur on 2010-01-06 17:59:08

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Poster: Edsel Date: Jan 6, 2010 10:05am
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Don't know much about the mad cows, but I've often wondered if the holy cows in India say oom.

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Poster: pHurthur Date: Jan 6, 2010 10:26am
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funny you say that edsel. I have a team roping dairy cattle rancher buddy that followed an idea on Holly Cows.

We impregnated some hindu holly cows with some 3000 lbs rodeo bull sperm.... I think they were pretty concerned about 8 months in their Indian Barn.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jan 6, 2010 1:00pm
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Gladly!




[BTW, it was TOOTMO, defn NOT me! But, I am so relieved to receive your reassurance; thanks for that, and have a GREAT New Year!]

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Poster: skies Date: Jan 7, 2010 4:29am
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poor william tell ! you actually thought tootmo gets e-mails from me ? guys invente e-mails they never got to brag about, to other dudes who pretend to believe them and so invent another reason to whack their jaws on illusions !Bores an bullies bla bla here clarify at least that liking GD music never meant anything furthur than posturing for phonies ! Good ridance ,i wont even read this forum daily indigest anymore ! So vomit your hatred and bitterness , falses joys and empty greetings to whoever , methinks your public got to be dreadfully bored to remain in such bummer company for years ! Beurk !

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Poster: rastamon Date: Jan 7, 2010 11:59am
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"Good ridance ,i wont even read this forum daily indigest anymore"

though you won't be reading this, thank you, skies!
now go hug a french-muslim, maybe they won't torch your car! na

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Poster: Cliff Hucker Date: Jan 7, 2010 6:39pm
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That's quite funny Rasta, however I dont think Skies owns an automobile. I'm guessing she has filthy matted dreadlocks and spends her days smoking clove cigarettes and pan-handling from tourists outside the Louvre. She probably sleeps in the Gare du Nord metro station and smells like a combination of puke, body odor and patchouli.

Of course its also possible that she is of Algerian descent and spent much of the fall of 2005 throwing Molotov coctails and spray painting "Morts Pour Rien" on apartment houses in Clichy-sous-Bois...

This post was modified by Cliff Hucker on 2010-01-08 02:39:52

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jan 7, 2010 6:30am
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Well, that doesn't sound like a Happy New Year response to me; c'mon, just open up and let your feelings out--don't hold back, but remember: the amount of joy and happiness you recieve is proportional to that you provide...so, I'd recommend a few cheery, happy posts to set you at ease, K? Try it--bet you'll enjoy spreading good vibes...just drop all those sus-spish-uns!

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Poster: dilcurrie Date: Jan 7, 2010 12:36pm
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To Skies: No shit Sherlock?

This post was modified by dilcurrie on 2010-01-07 20:36:27

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Poster: elbow1126 Date: Jan 5, 2010 6:04pm
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Wow, talk about sticking the landing. Even the French judge is giving you a 10.0 for that one! Well done.

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Jan 5, 2010 12:18pm
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hahahah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdgqPf9meu4

This post was modified by jglynn1.2 on 2010-01-05 20:18:49

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Poster: wineland Date: Jan 5, 2010 1:12pm
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"The Marine Biologist"
A classic episode...

George: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry: Mammal.
George: Whatever.
Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
[George reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball]
Kramer: What is that, a Titleist?
[George Nods]
Kramer: A hole in one, huh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omi7wePRrGA&;feature=related